Palindrome Fun
2005-02-15 - 9:55 a.m.

It is time for some fun with Palindromes!

Let's start with something risque!
Naomi, sex at noon taxes. I moan

Now that was fun! But can we get philisophical with palindromes? Can we!

Swap God for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws

How deep and mind-blowing!
Everybody these days is so keen on weightloss. Is there a palindrome for them? You bet! Take these words to heart:

Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod

This is why palindrome lovers are all so thin! If any of you lovely folks out there are trying to quit smoking, remember these words of wisdom:

Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic

Making the palindromes 'bold' is almost as fun as making palindromes! Hey! Let's get rude!

A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

Golly! I'm having a blast. Would you like to know what kind of car I drive? I'll tell ya!

A toyota!

That's right, it's an '89 4Runner! My gentleman friend drives a 'civic'. We're so classy and sassy!
Can palindromes help with celebrity gossip? Some say no, I say no doubt, baby!

No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon

Wow, that's exciting! Everyone likes taking a lot of drugs, right? Yes Ma'am! But what happens when you take only one pain killer?

Lonely Tylenol

Tragic! Make sure to keep popping pills! We wouldn't want pharmaceutical companies to lose their supreme power over our health care! The only kind of health I want is artificial health! Hold on, Where's Santa???

A santa at NASA

Phew, thanks for clearing that up, palindrome. This is a diary, so while I'm at it, I'll share what I did this weekend!

Did I strap red nude, red rump, also slap murdered underparts? I did!

That's right, friends, what exciting times. Woah, has anyone seen my spam? I need help! I need...

SPAM maps

Yessir! Those'll save the day! Hey, Ron, have you been doubting Norma's selflessness?

Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron

There you have it, dood, don't you forget it. Hey, It's time for me to move on and do far more ineteresting things. Before I do, I should mention that every last one of these palindromes were stolen! That's right. Have a beautiful evening! Until next time,

Keep eels asleep. Eek!

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