1977, life brings particles of a pantry
2005-01-26 - 9:24 p.m.

It's not that I don't adore humanity, it is a case of a severe head cold and a plumiting sense of responsibility. Not in wise ways.

I have likely spent far too long expressing myself in cryptic messages to the land of interwebs. There is no point to it. Instead, I should probably tell tales.

In 1977, a brilliant flash of light created fourteen thousand new acres of wilderness. Before this time, the fourteen thousand acres had contained various objects and life forms that were far too dull for such an interesting world. The consequences of replacing the dull and, indeed, frightful, with things of glory and wonder were vast and altered things for years to come. The most startling change occured in the bedroom of Camilla and Jim Breeze, who were not entirely keen on adjusting to the now-gelatinous state of their lives.

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