Strange day of leeches
A churningly day of cream - 11:07 p.m.

For five minutes this afternoon, the entire world was temporarily made of leeches. It was around 2:30 mountain time. How was I the only one to notice? One moment I'm jogging along, nearly done a neat little workout, and the next thing I know, nothing but leeches. It happened once before in 2003, only instead of leeches, the world was made of centipedes. It baffles me how completely blind most people are to the sorts of things that are going on in the world. I think we'd all be a little better off if we emptied our minds and rebuilt our brains from lava and corn.

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